Wow, what a weekend! ECU has never let me down when it comes to creating and reflecting on monumental moments. This past weekend was no different. From B. Paiz's hilarious flashback moment at the Chop House to the "Hot Mess Dressed Girls" at the social functions. Let's not forget the die hard Pirate fans who painted themselves with household paint and passed out from 10 times the normal limit of liquor consumption. Classic ECU you've gotta love it!
Now you all know that I couldn't leave you with that blanket commentary without giving you my homecoming drill list.
My disclaimer as a journalist the below is all true.
Drill # 1 i'm sure you've all noticed by now that you have at least 10 new FB friend request since Saturday. i bet you only remember 3 of them. if we weren't cool in the 90's are we really gonna be FB friends in the 2000's? just food for thought.
Drill # 2 if you didn't speak to me 10 years ago and you know that you acted stank, am I suppose to give you a high 5 and a chest bump at the next homecoming because you had a sudden change of stankness? just food for thought.
Drill # 3 if somebody didn't recognize you because of the 30-70 pounds that you've gained please don't inbox them on FB and say you were acting funny, why didn't you speak? maybe you don't look the same... crickets. just food for thought.
Drill # 4 if you enrolled for a little while and didn't graduate from ECU and you still hold it down at all the social functions, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU! KEEP COMING! just food for thought.
Drill # 5 i think it's somethings in the water in Wilson! shout out to WIDE AWAKE! just food for thought.
Drill # 6 some are pushing mid to late 30's dental awareness has to be on the list, right? just food for thought.
Drill # 7 if you have 8 bad kids you will not get your old college boo back right? just food for thought.
Drill # 8 for all the greeks that showed up to any and every social function BIG SHOUT OUT for showing the youngins how to carry a classy weekend. we appreciate you for it. just food for thought.
Drill # 9 we are all to old to get to the party at 12 am now. for those that work you're normally asleep by then. i saw about 5 of you taking power naps. food for thought.
Drill # 10 forget drills 1-9 let's comeback and do it again! It was great seeing you all!
Below are a few of my fun moments from Homecoming 2K10.
A little game action.
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